Thank you.

A million thanks and praises to Seal Team Six and the rest of our Armed Forces for taking out the World’s Most Wanted man, Osama bin Laden. You honor us with the continued sacrifices you make for this country. You continue to make us very proud to be Americans.

Super Spring Special

Attention all!!! For the month of May, we will be offering a referral deal for all current members. Bring in a friend, co-worker, family member or maybe just someone who, deep down, you really hate and want to see suffer and have them sign up for a month, you will get half off for that month. This offer will be running for the whole month of May or maybe longer, who knows.

Bring in a live bear and you can train for free...forever.

I see no downside here. You get to see your friends or enemies suffer and you’re saving money in the meantime. So get their lazy asses in here.